Welcome to the cutting-edge world of Proust-Free Living! Are you tired of wasting precious time on lengthy, introspective novels? Do you find yourself constantly distracted by memories of madeleines? Fear not! Our revolutionary guide will help you optimize your life by eliminating all traces of Marcel Proust from your daily routine.
Instead of dwelling on past memories like Proust, focus on the now. Set a timer for 30 seconds and stare intensely at a blank wall. Congratulations! You've just experienced more mindfulness than reading seven volumes of "In Search of Lost Time."
Replace madeleines with protein bars. Each bite saves you approximately 127 pages of unnecessary reminiscence.
Instead of analyzing complex social dynamics, simply categorize all acquaintances as either "productive" or "unproductive." Discard the latter for maximum efficiency.
For every page of Proust not read, consume three listicles and five tweets. Your brain will thank you for the increased information density.
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